National Tour

I am planning a national tour of corner soap boxes. I will talk to anyone anywhere about what ever what anyone wants to talk about. No charge! In fact if you ask I might pay you. I really want to share with a new training method I have invented called GRAVITY TRAINING.(Patent Pending) No equipment. In fact I will show you how to equip you home gym for nothing, zero, zip, nada $000,000,000! Hope to see you on the tour. Just look for a broken down old coach standing a street corner mumbling. Oh by the way I have advertising space available. Left buttocks and right shoe are available. Write for pricing.


At 7/21/07, 9:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Door to Door infomercial salesmen selling self-help snake oil.

Jealous??? Try eager to learn. Not more exercises, more techniques, more equipment, more money, more ego's, more smoke, more mirrors, more infomercials, more guru's, more secret's...

At 7/21/07, 2:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe a little out of context but I can't help draw the correlation to The Harvard based movie Good Will Hunting vs. More Performance

"See, the sad thing about a guy like you is in 50 years you're gonna start doing some thinking on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life. One, don't do that. And Two, you dropped a hundred and fifty grand on a -uckin education you could got for a dollar fifty in late changes at the public library"


At 7/22/07, 12:48 PM, Anonymous tlanger said...

You are too late - EFI Sports Medicine already has the Gravity Training System! ;)

P.S. The POWER of a Harvard education IS NOT the education itself, but the connections from said institution or in other words the 150k is paid back in spades by having Harvard on your resume....

Todd Langer

At 7/22/07, 6:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's be serious!! Let's be a realist here!! Sad to say, but who do you think Microsoft/Dell/IBM/3M would hire first, a graduate from Harvard or Richard Stockton State College with a business degree.

At 7/22/07, 6:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Vern was being facetious.

At 7/22/07, 9:28 PM, Anonymous tlanger said...


So was I, hence, the smiley face!

However, I was being very serious about the Harvard education paying for itself...it's worth the 150k, because it makes you A TON more in the short and long term....

Todd Langer

At 7/23/07, 10:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

We just had a 4 minute Fitness facility open near us. Can you sell us something in 3 minutes?

At 7/23/07, 10:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I forgot to put my smiley face.

And I can see you something in 2 minutes and 59 seconds. ;)


At 7/23/07, 1:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Todd - Google "4 Minute Fitness" - I guess this is one of the new fads that is driving Vern nuts.

I wish they had a 4 minute hair facility for those of us that are hair challenged!


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